What's in a name?

Disclaimer: If you do not appreciate dirty boy bathroom humor; you should skip this post.

So we finally decided on a name for the ole Beasty. You may have noticed in the previous post that we mentioned the hippie dudes staring back at Ole Don. That would be short for the Leaky Blue Balls of Long Don Johnson. I must admit that it was hard to decide on this name. It really just came down to the ease of lingual release. It just sort of rolls off the tongue you know. In example:

Shaggy: Where are you headed Al?
Alan: Oh, I’m just going back to the leaky blue balls of long don Johnson.
Shaggy: Very well then, shall I join you back to the leaky blue balls of long don Johnson.

You get the point!

Signifigance:
Leaky: It leaks..…multiple fluids in multiple locations
Blue: The bus is blue
Balls: It is often sweaty in here and it rarely smells good
Long: We measure out at 37’-4”
Don Johnson: Simply irresistible!

Much love,
alan